Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Drugs and Midgets


Hmm I really should be mindful when I met new people. Though they tend act the same, respond the same and even ask the same questions. Sometimes I can even go into "auto" mode and let the answers themselves come out. One things that's actually gotten novel responses, is when I tune out and people ask me what I like to do for fun or to relax. Then Auto mode starts up "I like to do lines".... Its usually sometimes later, after I add the "actually its really good for you", and some "doctors themselves do it themselves", and "it can be very addictive", staring at gaping faces, I remember to add that I was referring to Tetris.

Honestly I'm not really one for drugs or alcohol, before Halloween I hadn't drank anything close to 3 months. At the outset of the party I had it all planed, I bring a six pack, give away half and have as much fun as I always do. So the hitch in my plan comes from an ever increasing trend of people attempting to forcibly get me drunk. I've seen various creative methods, but they mostly involve a bottle of hard liquor being forced down my throat.

I'm not quit sure what it is about me that people tend to think my standard crazy disposition is in need of drugs and alcohol. Like what part of awkward sexual jokes aimed mostly at midgets and nuns makes people think that I need to drink to loosen up lol. Well what has really loosened me up lately is that since 2 days ago, and counting I've had a major alleviation of pain throughout my body. The weeks of running and swimming and many other things has finally paid off ! And I'm now high with delight.

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